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Brooke Hogan was recently spotted on Miami Beach shooting a music video. Now, who in their right mind would shoot a Brooke Hogan video---especially during a worldwide financial crisis?!

Enter: Rapper Yannique Barker.

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Am I the only one’s who’s highly skeptical of Brooke Hogan’s new relationship with rapper Yannique Barker? Here are the details of the hookup:

1. Yannique Barker is not only a rapper, but coincidently also owns a company that shoots music videos for d-list celebs & chicks that Yannique wants to bang.

2. Brooke Hogan still has grand aspirations of becoming the next Beyonce and because everyone around her is too afraid of a public beatdown by daddy Hulk Hogan, no one has the balls to tell Brooke to quit music & do something else with daddy’s money.

When you combine one & two, you get a temporary relationship made during recessionary times. Yanni’s obviously having trouble finding work, so why not rip off deep-pocketed Hulk Hogan and get some phuntang in the process?! It’s ingeniously ballsy, but sadly, it’ll play out in one of the following ways:

1. Yanni getting his head chopped off by Hulk Hogan.
2. Yanni getting beaten the shit out of him while his video crew tapes it.
3. Yanni getting a restraining order against Hulk Hogan after getting beaten in public while getting filmed.

Obviously, any which way you look at it, it’ll be a painful ending for Yanni, so we wish him well.

Anyway, let’s dive into the pics! I know job security is on everyone’s mind these days, so why not choose from one of the following positions...?

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